Final points: July-Sept 2009
Here’s are the final point values for the July-Sept 2009 quarter.
The top 25 teams qualify for the $1,000 Tournament of Champions in September.
| RC and a Moon Pie | 10,884 |
|---|---|
| Oxymorons | 9,218 |
| I Can’t Hear Myself Drink | 6,283 |
| Drunks at the Bar | 5,822 |
| Drunk and Stupid | 5,645 |
| Team Ramrod | 5,264 |
| Oh Well | 5,059 |
| Elm Street Kids | 4,892 |
| I Don’t Care | 3,813 |
| Way Smarter Than You | 3,715 |
| G.A.T.A. | 3,622 |
| Team Bud | 3,476 |
| Wyld Stallyns | 3,454 |
| Snamish | 3,443 |
| Phil’s Phans | 3,440 |
| Booty Sweat | 3,439 |
| Have Your Pets Spayed or Neutered | 3,309 |
| Announcer Needs a Beer | 3,256 |
| Bitter Crack Babies | 3,144 |
| Hong Kong Danger Duo | 3,122 |
| W. G. E. | 3,108 |
| Deaf Leper | 3,048 |
| Brown Coats | 3,031 |
| Jagermeisters | 2,971 |
| Mutt & Pooch and a Couple of Gators | 2,942 |
| ——– | – |
| Keepers of Useless Knowledge | 2,828 |
| Even Par | 2,731 |
| touched by an uncle | 2,601 |
| Wobbleys | 2,566 |
| Generation Gap | 2,535 |
| Sea Dogs | 2,534 |
| Tech Rules | 2,477 |
| Fat Kids Are Still Harder to Kidnap | 2,271 |
| Brrrr | 2,150 |
| Easy Rider | 2,146 |
| Cyclops | 2,126 |
| Off Constantly | 2,120 |
| Mental Mollys | 2,055 |
| More Cowbell | 2,028 |
| Partners In Crime | 1,941 |
| Lucky 7 | 1,905 |
| Wolfpack of One | 1,867 |
| No Name | 1,852 |
| Filthy Red Engines | 1,833 |
| Thats What She Said | 1,818 |
| Seldom Sober | 1,817 |
| We’re Not Adult Film Stars, But We Play Them on TV | 1,811 |
| Wings | 1,722 |
| Baptists and Boozers | 1,704 |
| Chicken Wang | 1,687 |
| moody blues | 1,682 |
| AJ’s B.S. | 1,665 |
| Goonies | 1,642 |
| Tang: Now In Poon Flavor | 1,626 |
| Dos Locos | 1,606 |
| Members Only | 1,597 |
| 42 | 1,575 |
| The Assassins | 1,530 |
| Wilbur | 1,510 |
| the cursed goat | 1,490 |
| 2 Old | 1,489 |
| Water Buffaloes | 1,489 |
| Bluffers | 1,427 |
| Just Us | 1,398 |
| Randoms | 1,337 |
| Whiz Kids | 1,336 |
| Purple Monkey Dishwasher | 1,325 |
| If I Had a Nickel | 1,310 |
| Kid Toters | 1,288 |
| Billie Jean Was My Lover | 1,265 |
| The Bozos | 1,257 |
| Airland Battle | 1,239 |
| Pagan Babies | 1,228 |
| snozberry fields | 1,196 |
| Southside Riders | 1,196 |
| river rats | 1,193 |
| Zesto Fans | 1,175 |
| ABD | 1,150 |
| 1 atom 12 | 1,149 |
| Wild Things | 1,125 |
| Frrrunkus | 1,119 |
| Queen Amy | 1,116 |
| Itchin To Win | 1,098 |
| Lion Forest | 1,095 |
| BAT | 1,087 |
| We’re Just Guessing | 1,079 |
| Young Rascals | 1,054 |
| Incognito | 1,043 |
| Row c | 1,020 |
| The Babalouis | 1,002 |
| Copious Cream | 971 |
| Liquid Enthusiasm | 956 |
| Bone Dry III | 897 |
| 4:30 Dance Party | 890 |
| Tarheel Born | 864 |
| Crisco Inferno | 846 |
| Clayton Bigsby | 834 |
| o’brac | 831 |
| TNT | 831 |
| Crazy Catholics | 829 |
| Cool Peeps | 822 |
| Spitting Camels | 810 |
| Unusual Suspects | 802 |
| Chiefs Getting Tough | 793 |
| Champagne High | 782 |
| Pourhouse | 782 |
| Lane Pipe | 780 |
| Dirty Oles | 768 |
| Red & Blue | 766 |
| Polo’s Playmates | 759 |
| Chicken Leg Nut Sack | 741 |
| KC-Jams | 718 |
| Man Bear Pig | 713 |
| Red Elephants | 703 |
| Billie Jean was my lover | 698 |
| Longshot | 697 |
| I Think It’s the Commodores | 696 |
| Educated Guess | 683 |
| 9th GA | 681 |
| Billy Jean Was My Lover | 679 |
| Red and Black | 678 |
| Knuckleheads | 664 |
| Whatcha Know | 661 |
| T-Bone | 660 |
| House Divided | 659 |
| Shank-O-Potamus | 657 |
| Blaine the Brain | 655 |
| Jerry’s Kids | 654 |
| Suspicious Minds | 653 |
| Big B and the kids table | 643 |
| Meanie Heads | 637 |
| Tawny | 637 |
| NYronis | 636 |
| Junkyard Dawgs | 626 |
| Dirty Diapers | 623 |
| Wolverines | 607 |
| Kuta Cowboys | 605 |
| Misfits | 605 |
| SAO | 604 |
| 4 Smart People and Jim | 599 |
| Chicken Chasers | 598 |
| Java Trench | 581 |
| Little Lebowski Urban Achievers | 581 |
| Special K | 581 |
| Jane Austen Sucks | 580 |
| Football Junkies | 578 |
| Woo Hoo | 574 |
| The Black Sheep | 569 |
| Grade School Dropouts | 568 |
| Sometimers | 564 |
| Fuzzy Navels | 563 |
| I’m Still Thinking | 563 |
| GNOs | 561 |
| Alcoholics Unanimous | 560 |
| Tailgators | 552 |
| Fembots | 545 |
| Hung Like a Lightswitch | 545 |
| Hamwinkes | 544 |
| Dragon Heads | 541 |
| Salty Dogs | 537 |
| Jim’s Fan Club | 527 |
| I Hate Your Moustache | 526 |
| Birdman | 524 |
| slowpokes | 518 |
| 1st Place | 514 |
| How You Doin’? | 509 |
| RDM | 508 |
| Booker’s Lookers | 491 |
| Scout | 489 |
| Fallopian Swim Team | 478 |
| Dog Slobber | 467 |
| Clueless | 460 |
| Clean up Aisle 9 | 445 |
| Puzzled | 442 |
| Shoogs | 436 |
| Anheiser | 423 |
| Swedish Fish | 416 |
| 3-Legged Dog | 412 |
| The Good Boys | 406 |
| Bushleaguers | 405 |
| Maui Wowie | 400 |
| Die Winners | 379 |
| Threesome | 376 |
| Cha Cha | 374 |
| Freezer Burns | 371 |
| 6 Smart People & Jenn | 362 |
| Emptynesters | 358 |
| Britney was framed | 346 |
| Elephant Man Blows Bubbles | 342 |
| Team Google App | 341 |
| I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue | 339 |
| Kyle | 339 |
| Rhymes with Punt | 338 |
| Yanx | 338 |
| Norm the Dorm | 335 |
| Dunder Mifflin | 332 |
| Ivey Falls Femmes | 330 |
| Jave Trench | 329 |
| Land Pirates | 324 |
| Cap’N Crunch | 320 |
| Adult Film Stars | 315 |
| Drink Your Juice Shelby | 313 |
| Take Off the Training Wheels | 313 |
| mOTHER tRUCKERS | 312 |
| Jackson Legos | 309 |
| Rusty Trombones | 309 |
| Silence Do Good | 309 |
| Zohard | 309 |
| Obama’s balls and Alberts Pujols | 308 |
| Fat Jesus and the Rahtards | 307 |
| Lucky Charms | 307 |
| Do Crew | 306 |
| IDK | 306 |
| Ramrod | 305 |
| Holcolm’s Heroes | 303 |
| Wing-a-lings | 303 |
| Rachel’s Kids | 301 |
| The Standard Deviants | 301 |
| Red, White and Blaine | 300 |
| you are not going to paris | 300 |
| Connieless | 299 |
| My Girlfreind is 3 Feet Tall and I am Nuts Over Her | 299 |
| Please Do Not Fold | 298 |
| Antigua | 297 |
| Just J | 296 |
| Freekend Tomorrow | 295 |
| Fried Mushrooms | 294 |
| Groundskeeper Willy | 291 |
| I Got Crabs While Watching Deadliest Catch | 291 |
| Psycho Monks | 289 |
| homewreckers | 288 |
| Muhammed and Mclovin | 288 |
| Public School Dropouts | 288 |
| The Wackers | 285 |
| Goodbye Kellys | 283 |
| Joe Pesci | 283 |
| Junior Sucks | 282 |
| Tri-V | 281 |
| carrot cake for jesus | 280 |
| Catsmackers | 280 |
| Jess Barba: The Real American Ido | 279 |
| Really Brett Favre? | 279 |
| Beer Boys | 277 |
| Dunder Mifflin II | 277 |
| Nobody Puts baby in a corner | 277 |
| Hanging with david Caridine | 276 |
| Cambridge cops | 275 |
| Rabid Moose | 274 |
| 3 Is A Magic Number | 272 |
| Horton hears a Who Hhaw | 272 |
| Mortal Koyl | 272 |
| 8 is not Enough | 271 |
| Black Sheep | 271 |
| XXX | 271 |
| Dew Crew | 269 |
| Don’t move, I’ll get a towel | 269 |
| Fantastic 4 | 269 |
| Horton Hears a Who | 269 |
| Island Hoppers | 269 |
| Lame Brains | 268 |
| LogJammin | 268 |
| BEE Team | 267 |
| Geologist Make the Bedrock | 267 |
| Double Deuce | 266 |
| Jackson 4 Play | 266 |
| The RB’s | 266 |
| Seal Cub Clubbing Club | 265 |
| Bacon Bits | 262 |
| Our Gang | 262 |
| True Home Fry | 262 |
| Jeremy Piven Sucks | 261 |
| Leave It To Beaver | 261 |
| 4 Guys & a Cougar | 260 |
| Trix are 4 kIDS | 259 |
| Vendetta | 259 |
| Change Sux | 257 |
| Sheppie-Ray and the Big Boy Band | 257 |
| Crossroads | 256 |
| The Escapees | 254 |
| Transformers | 254 |
| famcom | 253 |
| Pub Crawlers | 253 |
| RAWR! | 253 |
| The Great | 253 |
| Youre Hired | 252 |
| Alan’s Woody | 251 |
| No Jiggering Your Own Door | 251 |
| No Use For A Team Name | 249 |
| 5 non blondes | 248 |
| One More | 248 |
| Thunder Chickens | 248 |
| Duluth Doozies | 247 |
| Kickin Names & Takin ass | 247 |
| 4 fried chickens and a coke | 246 |
| Kinky Slinky | 245 |
| Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off | 245 |
| The Queens Peons | 244 |
| Oreo | 243 |
| DNF | 242 |
| Dilligaf Divas | 240 |
| Planet Pluto | 240 |
| Figments | 239 |
| Ryeberger | 237 |
| Alyran | 236 |
| No Ants at the Picnic | 235 |
| Winos | 234 |
| Giggity | 233 |
| Grinders | 233 |
| Griswalds | 232 |
| Jacks Perverts | 232 |
| Abby Normal | 230 |
| Anonymous | 229 |
| Adios Fella | 228 |
| The Untouchables | 228 |
| Putch-eye | 227 |
| BAMM | 225 |
| Chicken Of The Woods | 225 |
| Im Not A Doctor But ill Take A Look | 224 |
| We Dont Want Mike Vick On Our Team Either | 224 |
| Evans | 223 |
| Mem’s B-Day | 223 |
| Special Russian Pleasure | 223 |
| Turnover Margin | 223 |
| Assassins | 222 |
| Orange Blossoms | 222 |
| C4K | 221 |
| Little Red Rocket | 220 |
| 2 Kings & I | 219 |
| Anna and the Heartbeats | 218 |
| The Dancing Elaines | 218 |
| Fab 420 | 217 |
| Texas Bound | 217 |
| Vick Skwad | 217 |
| 5th Graders | 216 |
| Hooty Hoo’s | 216 |
| McTaylor | 216 |
| I Have Worms | 215 |
| Kinsey Report | 215 |
| Can I Have Ranch Instead? | 213 |
| Just Bacon | 212 |
| Kennys On Our Team Too | 212 |
| Woodies | 212 |
| Mclovin | 210 |
| Rookies | 210 |
| Werewolf Batmitzvah | 210 |
| Canadian, Eh? | 208 |
| Ka Boom | 208 |
| DVDA | 207 |
| Goatless | 207 |
| One Legged Puppy | 206 |
| PDQ | 206 |
| Space Monkeys | 206 |
| Shoebooties | 205 |
| AAs | 203 |
| Suicide Squirrels | 203 |
| Full Throttle | 201 |
| You Look Like You Could Use A Drink | 201 |
| Dirty Sanchez | 200 |
| BEKR | 199 |
| Decepticons | 199 |
| Spokes | 199 |
| Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children | 199 |
| A Knights Tale | 197 |
| Your Mama and Dem | 197 |
| hot 4 teacher | 195 |
| The Canadians | 195 |
| Bacon | 193 |
| FTK | 192 |
| We Just Write Stuff Down | 192 |
| Spongeworthy | 190 |
| Bulldogs | 189 |
| Chitty Chitty Gang Bang | 188 |
| Erin’s Fight | 188 |
| Well Umas | 187 |
| Envy | 186 |
| Tres Diablos | 185 |
| peeing off the porch | 183 |
| Porch Junkies | 183 |
| Megatouch | 182 |
| Ray of Hope | 182 |
| Stick it to the man | 179 |
| Team Joe | 177 |
| 9 Days to Go | 175 |
| Hibbleton | 174 |
| The Goons | 173 |
| Creatively Bankrupt | 170 |
| And 1st place goes to…. | 167 |
| Conelley | 163 |
| Oh My God, They Killed Kenny | 163 |
| Smoke | 163 |
| Loco Gringos | 162 |
| ron Mexcio’s bad newz kennels | 161 |
| Brain Freeze | 159 |
| david | 159 |
| Jerks | 159 |
| macGuffin | 159 |
| Face Down Ass Up | 158 |
| Girls Gone Wild | 157 |
| hurricane ditka | 157 |
| The Screw-Ups | 156 |
| 3 Smart people plus Jim | 155 |
| Team Blumpkin | 154 |
| Manslaughter | 151 |
| Team Harvey | 148 |
| Evealot | 147 |
| Nocturnal Transmissions | 146 |
| Volcanoes Come To Town | 144 |
| Peyotes | 143 |
| Reality Bites | 141 |
| brainiacs | 139 |
| Dumb & Dumber | 139 |
| Fowler Factor | 139 |
| Here for the Beer | 136 |
| Six Pence | 133 |
| Tone Deaf | 133 |
| No Balls | 132 |
| Yasmine | 132 |
| Be Like Mike | 131 |
| The Kazackattack | 131 |
| Weapons Of Mass Destruction | 130 |
| Yacht Club | 130 |
| Flying Aces | 129 |
| meeks | 129 |
| Swarley | 129 |
| flat footed koreans | 127 |
| Nashville party | 127 |
| Sloppy Joes | 127 |
| Justice League | 126 |
| Big T’s | 123 |
| Wolf Gang | 123 |
| Harleys Whores | 121 |
| Bottle Kids | 120 |
| Freinds | 119 |
| Keyboard Cat | 119 |
| Wes Penguins | 119 |
| Multiple Scoregasms | 116 |
| Deez Nuts | 115 |
| Whatever | 115 |
| 911 | 113 |
| Bama Fans | 112 |
| Hammertime | 112 |
| Ich Bin Ein Berliner | 112 |
| The Wenches | 111 |
| Mentally Fatigued | 109 |
| Win by Default | 109 |
| Coolness | 107 |
| Team Chewbacca | 105 |
| Bitches Be Thirsty | 104 |
| Joe is the Best | 104 |
| Code Blue | 100 |
| Jacob Smith | 100 |
| Kidless Tonite | 100 |
| Newbies | 100 |
| Boneheads | 99 |
| Nut Allergy | 99 |
| Alway’s the Bridesmaid | 98 |
| Foster Kids | 98 |
| Sorostitutes | 93 |
| Goons And Guns | 90 |
| Don’t Touch My Beer | 88 |
| This Announcer Is Worse Than The One At Rocky Mountain Pizza | 85 |
| Throw in the Towel | 84 |
| Goon | 80 |
| Not A Clue | 77 |
| Mooners R Losers | 76 |
| yasmine | 76 |
| Sizzlers | 69 |
| Bam Bam | 67 |
| fl lauderdale gang | 67 |
| the skeptics | 67 |
| 3’s Company | 61 |
| Big Tease | 60 |
| Elusive Lovers | 60 |
| MonkeyFishFrog | 60 |
| Be-K | 57 |
| krusty Bun | 57 |
| Between the Brittanys | 50 |
| Pabst Goon Ribbon | 50 |
| Happy B-Day Kennedy | 48 |
| Team BAMF | 43 |
| Juggs | 41 |
| Guns & Roses | 38 |
| Norris | 33 |
| hj | 30 |
| It’s Like Kanye Stepped On A Kitten | 26 |
| Jiffy Loob | 22 |
| Smoochie Booches | 21 |
| sexy beasts | 20 |
| West Georgia Honkies | 19 |
| Lost in Space | 17 |
| Beer Me Obama | 11 |
| Losers | 10 |
| Your Mom | 10 |
| Stan’s Girls | 6 |
| Alphabet City | 4 |
| Coco Butter | 4 |
| Yo Mama Don’t Dance | 4 |
| Born Again Winners | 3 |
| cha cha | 3 |
| psychos | 3 |
| Almost empty nesters | 2 |
| Motley Pew | 2 |
| The Ambivalence of Sir Vixes | 2 |
| Dong Dynasty | 1 |
| Flintstones | 1 |
| Good Riddance | 1 |
| Hello Vodka | 1 |
| Indecisives | 1 |
| Jackson 5 | 1 |
| kings | 1 |
| Madjac | 1 |
| Panty Claus | 1 |
| Team Munson | 1 |
| Trouble | 1 |
| Wanna Be Like Pam | 1 |
| 2 1/2 | 0 |
| Flying squrills | 0 |
| -None- | 0 |
